A half-joking forecasting apparatus · v1.0.0 Русский

The Singularity Clock and the Ladder of Catastrophes

Two countdowns derived from a single extrapolation: METR's autonomous task horizon. Everything below is a formalised judgement, not a measurement of the future. Move the sliders: if a date shifts by twenty years that easily, it was never a forecast.

Preset

To singularity

5 years 341 days

Date: July 25, 2032. The moment AI overtakes the median professional in 50% of 30 kinds of activity. Already passed: 7%.

To the first catastrophe of any level

15 years 23 days

Date: September 10, 2041. Median date of the first event at the local level or worse. This is not the end of the world — it is the bottom rung of the ladder.

The Doomsday Clock, recomputed by the model

11 minutes 57 seconds

to midnight. Scale: 15 minutes means global catastrophe is ruled out, midnight means it is certain. The model currently gives 20.3% for the global level through 2100.

Serious

Expected value by 2050

269.8M

expected deaths: summed over three levels, probability × geometric mean of the range

$34T

expected direct damage in 2026 dollars

Separately, and without irony. This apparatus does not predict the future and cannot. An event that has never occurred has no training sample, no validation, and no way to tell a good model from a pretty one. All that happens here is that assumptions get laid out so you can see which one carries the whole load. If the control-failure slider moves the global date by forty years and the doubling-time slider moves it by five, then the argument is about the first one. That is the entire value; the dates are a by-product.